Friday, April 10, 2009

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i cant believe we got 4th for polo this year..... its like so failure failure......................
cheh.... its really silly...... after B div won gold then stupid webster threw me into the water with my clothes on..... and then that same day i lost my phone.........................
so right now ive got a new phone..... same number....... but sad thing is that i lost all my contacts, including tann wei's, and even worse, i lost the video of my principal getting thrown into the water by the B div.................

i know you think im weird and all suddenly posting......

kay.. so anyway i just came back from swimming.... night swims are so much nicer than afternoon ones.... but scary thing is that im surrounded by plants and trees.... some flasher might suddenly jump into the water and start sucking my butt or smth gross like that...

Followed by my stupid E learning........... it seriously sucks cow nipples i tell you..... all 7 subjects has an assignment.... ive still got my history essay on the industrial revolution......
history is the subject i really suck in..... i failed 2 tests so far..

Now my history teacher thinks im a horrible person...... i was talking in class and she was bloody pissed with some other kid already..... so after one guy said some answers she asked me to repeat what he said... so of course i wasnt listening to the guy.... and i didnt know what to say...... so whatever... i kept quiet..... then she asked my t repeat the stuff the other guy said.... and because i wasnt listening, i didnt say any thing.... and she kept picking on me for the whole lesson........
i dont hate her la, i just dont really like her.... she sucks in teaching......

so on to the next topic......
I dont mean anything, but i think my science teacher is a pedofile* (i have no idea if thats how you spell it.....) She likes to flirt around with the boys in my sch.... thats why i like avoiding her.......



Have you ever noticed that i use alot of dots in my posts? weird right?
i dont know why i do it either....... haha so ironic i just did it again hahaha
reminds me of the song "Oops i did it again~"

You guys know 1 thing that pisses me off? its those stupid youtube videos which have some weird kids doing random things nobody really cares about, and before you realize it, you just waste like 2minutes of your life....
or even worse, happy scene, dasies, butterflies happy day in a park, so peaceful, then all of a sudden a butt ugly face expands across the screen and gives out a scream..... it scares the hell out of my ass.....
all those videos suck cow nipples........

its amazing how im able to talk so much right now, i think night swims increase your hyperactivity level or smth....

i was watching some battle of the "yo momma" jokes 2008
i heard some weird ones
"Yo Momma is so old that she has to worry about tripping over her tits while walking up the stairs."
"Yo Momma is so fat that when she wore yellow, all the kids thought she was a school bus."
"Yo Momma is so stupid that she failed a survey"
"Yo Momma so fat God couldnt create light until she moved."
"Yo Momma is so god damned skinny that she had to run around the shower to get wet"
"Yo Momma is so stupid that she got fired form the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
"Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow that her tonsils got sunburnt"

And there you have it.... your momma has been blown.........

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