Okay... i'll just post..
Today After school i helped my friends teacher time the little kiddies for their track and field, and the fastest boy was the kid i was timing, 16.05 sec for 400m and when he passed the finish line i was like "Thats my boy, Thats my boy!" and my friends told me it sounded really wrong. Everyone ran one round around the track for warm up. This guy and I raced 400m and i won him.... Im beautiful....
After it was done we waited for the bus and a few guys asked me for my number... Cause i was acting gay and they were laughing really hard. i was making fun of michael jackson, cause my friend sprained his cock, or somewhere around there and he was rubbing the sprain (which was near the cock) just like michael jackson, rubbing his cock as he sang. so when he asked for my number i scared him off, it went like this:
The boy:'Hey whats your number?'
I told my friend next to me: 'he wants my number AHHHHHH! (sissy scream)
Me:'You want my number baby? Come're baby'
so he started running away
Me: ' Wait Baby! Don't you want my number? come back...'
i started to run after him like a maniac fan....
Me: ' come back baby, we can sort this out!Marrage, then babies,then a new car, then kids grow up and go to collage....'
by that time he was way ahead of me..
haha thats how you chase off ppl haha
buh bye