My speech was on the class blog... im so screwed.......

DISCLAIMER : THIS WRITING IS NOT A TRUE EULOGY SO THEREFORE PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.I was a gay rapist , one of the best . I was as stealty as a cat , blending into the darkness , and leaping onto unsuspecting men. I was on the top of the g@y rapist list and I raped over 800 male spicies of humans , ranging from Chinese to Malay to Portugese.One of my greatest feats happened in America . I snuk into a plane and got smuggled into the US . There I snuk into the White House and raped George Bush , he also raped a person named Austen . Besides his awesome raping abilities he was also rich and loved excersising . He trained his stamina so he could run after men without getting tired.He owned a mansion and often played xbox with his pet dog . Apparently he won all the time.When he died people cheered as no more g@y raping would occour so OFTEN . But among all the g@y rapist he was lord of them all.PS: He raped his dog too . It was male